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So It Goes! - Don't Worry, Be Happy You Got Out Early

11JUL2010

Cruel Fate Studios, introducing: So It Goes! - Don't Worry, Be Happy You Got Out Early. Experience the course of all relationships in this third STEREO volume of the So It Goes! collection, with classics like:
"Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Daughter", "Something Tells Me I'm Into Something Good", "Bridge Over Troubled Water", "Cecelia", "Bye Bye Love", and "I Am a Rock". And if you call in the next anytime, we'll throw in the special Reminiscence Single: "Scarborough Fair", absolutely free! Don't hesitate -- call now!

Stay tuned for a chance to experience even more through the power of music, such as birth, growing up, failing to grasp basic money management, resorting to drugs, flying, killing yourself, all of the above, and much, much more.

Today I realized that with a handful of '60s-'70s rock best hits albums, you can describe any romantic relationship.

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