I got involved in a dumbass internet argument about what constitutes situational irony. Some girl got all upset and asked if we could "rap it up" because she doesn't like conflict or something. So of course I complied.
You don't know shit 'bout irony, yo
Butchoo think yo' explanation is coolio
But, man, I'mma tell you whatchoo don't know
And that's the definition of irony, ho.
Irony ain't somethin' just strange
(Yeah!)
It can't apply to any old exchange
(Okay!)
It gotta be somethin' unexpected
(Oooo...h!)
Where the thought and the truth is disconnected.
Peace.